Christie Brinkley is 59 and FABULOUS.

The former model slipped into a bathing suit for the first time in 30 years for a spread in Social Life magazine and good lord, this woman looks as good as women half - or even a third - her age!

Christie posed in the black two-piece in the Hamptons and has a body that's just as lovely as when she posed for the cover of Sports Illustrated's 1979, 1980, and 1981 issues.

Even though she's still a perfect specimen in front of the camera, it turns out

Annoyed and/or enraged by Abercrombie & Fitch's pathetically sizeist, exclusionary practices AND the CEO's non-apology?

Well, THIS will put a smile back on your face!

Ellen DeGeneres HIGHlariously takes Mike Jeffries to task for his abhorrent remarks regarding plus-sized people who aren't "cool" enough to wear anything with the moose logo.

Watch the clip (above) to hear what Ellen has to say about A&F's marketing tactics!

Oh, Ellen, you're the BESTEST!

Looks like an online petition asking Victoria's Secret to make mastectomy bras is not happening.

Despite Allana Maiden and her mother Debbie Barrett collecting 120,000 signatures asking the lingerie label to create a bra for breast cancer survivors, and even meeting with some of the VS execs, it turns out that after some research, the panty giant's decided to not make the designs.

Victoria's Secret released a statement, saying:

No makeup needed!

If you can't find Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the cover of your fave magazine, look for her at the airport! She's always there!

The supermodel was spotted on Tuesday at London's Gatwick Airport catching a flight to Cannes and, guess what, she looked unfairly hot in skinny jeans and gray tee, which she dressed up with a glittery Mary Katrantzou blazer.

The style maven accessorized further with a Viktor & Rolf handbag, pink pumps, and a fedora, natch.

Funny how much she loves hats considering her hair always looks FAB.

Some things cannot be explained!

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

Someone’s feeling inspired!

Rita Ora is no longer the blonde haired singer we've come to know and love!

On Tuesday, the new face of Material Girl debut her new blue look on Instagram and it's definitely…different.

The singer tweeted:

"Today it's smurf day :) #rehearsals #album2 #bluehairday"

How very Katy Perry of her!

We're not sure if this is just a washout color or something more permanent, but it's nice to see her changing up her look — even if it's a little Smurf-y.

Think Calvin Harris will approve of his lady love's 'do???

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[Image via Instagram.]

Vroom Vroom!

Brad Pitt is one hot, motor-revving badass on the cover of Esquire.

Wearing a long-sleeve shirt and black jeans, the bike riding DILF lets his long blonde hair down and flashes his lightly scruffed up chiseled jaw on the June/July issue, but keeps his piercing blue eyes hidden with his Top Gun aviators.

Can the 49-year-old look anymore hawt, rough and rugged!?

Oh wait, he can! Just look at the picture of him riding a roadster in the spread (below)! Don't you want to hop on and ride off in to the sunset with him? Ha!

As for the rest of the pics, well, they're incredible, of course. And we wouldn't expect anything different from Brad, who dabbles in photography himself.

Check out the rest of the black and white spread (below)!

P.S. CLICK HERE to read HIGHlights from Brad's Esquire interview!

[Image via Esquire.]

No crotch shots here!

After flashing her panties for all the world to see, Rosario Dawson kept her legs closed on Tuesday at the Cleopatra premiere in Cannes.

For her second walk down the red carpet, the actress chose a slit-free, gold Marchesa Resort gown, a diamond cuff and held on to a white Ferragamo clutch.

We're not sure how we feel about those puff sleeves, but we're all about the beaded accents covering the frock!

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