Sofia Vergara is a bombshell through and through!

The actress was one hot mama at the USA Upfronts in NYC on Thursday night, in a cleavage-baring Dolce & Gabbana leopard print dress, Hermes handbag, and Charlotte Olympia slingbacks.

Who could resist those DANGEROUS curves?!

The does-not-look-40-year-old flaunted not only her boobage but also her new honey blonde highlights.

Getting better with age like a BOSS!

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This is a crazy case of life imitating art imitating life!

The Bling Ring premiered at Cannes on Thursday, and it seems like some people were inspired by the true story of a bunch of teens burglarizing the homes of celebs, because more than $1 million worth of Chopard jewels were discovered stolen on Friday.

DAYUM!

The jewels, which were seen on the likes of Julianne Moore, Cara Delevingne (above) and Lana Del Rey during the Opening Ceremony, were going to be lent to various other celebs throughout the duration of the Cannes Film Festival.

Authorities suspect an inside job as the jewels were taken from

Ouch, Kim, OUCH!!!

Kim Kardashian has been honest about how uncomfortable she feels in her pregnant body, but does the discomfort come from being pregnant or squishing her body into ill-fitting outfits?

We wonder.

The 7-months-pregnant reality star went makeup shopping at Naimie's Beauty Center in Studio City with mama Kris Jenner on Thursday in a tight, slit-sleeve Givenchy white dress and PVC sandals with triangular wooden heel.

It would've been a cute look if her poor, swollen feet weren't begging for mercy!

GAH! That looks SOOO painful!

Even worse than Julianne Moore's feet at Cannes!

We don't get why she keeps putting herself through this torture!

It's perfectly possible to look stylish and pretty without cutting off circulation to your feet!

With only two months left in her pregnancy, maybe she'll put the Givenchy heels back in the closet and take a much-needed break from stilettos.

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Sacre bleu! Is she sick!?

Marion Cotillard has been caught red-handed cheating on Christian Dior!

The longtime face of Lady Dior handbags attended the Chopard lunch at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday wearing a pink and ivory silk jacquard Vivienne Westood Couture corset gown.

This feels so…wrong. And not just because she's NOT in Dior, but because she wore that to lunch!

Only in Cannes!

P.S. Doesn't it look like the front of the dress accidentally got tucked into her panties??? Awks!

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Well, it was fun for the few hours that itlasted.

Carey Mulligan went to her dark ways Thursday night at the IFP, Calvin Klein Collection & Euphoria Calvin Klein's Women In Film soiree in Cannes.

The Great Gatsby starlet was rather uninspiring in a strapless Calvin Klein LBD and black Brian Atwood sandals.

Just like Emma Watson, Carey kept the makeup to a minimum and pulled her hair back into a bun.

Sorry Carey, but this is doing absolutely nothing for us.

Can you PLEASE snap out of this Groundhog Day slump and give us something to ooh and ahh about? K, thanks.

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]

Are you surprised to see Rooney Mara at a Calvin Klein event? Ha!

The actress bit back her smile while walking the black carpet at the IFP, Calvin Klein Collection, and Euphoria Calvin Klein Women in Film celebration at Cannes on Thursday night.

The VAST majority of Rooney's past looks have been either black or white, or, in some cases, both, but this time we got to see her change it up ever so slightly.

She went nude!

Roons chose a delicate slip of a dress by the designer for the event, styling it with t-strap heels and tight bun.

Though pretty and ethereal, it's also rather forgettable.

We hope she wears something a bit more exciting next time!

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]

Nicole Kidman continued to make her obligatory Cannes jury member appearances on Thursday night by showing up to the IFP, Calvin Klein Collection & Euphoria Calvin Klein's Women In Film celebration.

Choosing a laser-cut leather dress from Calvin Klein's A/W 2013 collection, Nicole was elegant and edgy all at once.

No prize for guessing her shoes — that's right, they were Jimmy Choos! Rhyme totally unintentional.

We did notice, though, that the 45-year-old's eyes were kind of red.

Nobody said wearing expensive clothes and going to a bunch of fab events on the French Riviera was easy!

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]