Livin' in a material world ’cause she's a material girl!

That's right, Rita Ora is rolling in the dough now that she's landed a $750,000+ deal to be the face of Madonna's Material Girl line.

And it's all thanks to Madge's daughter Lola, who is the inspiration behind the label.

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Thank goodness for Cannes! We're getting our delicious fill of Emma Watson!

The actress appeared at the red carpet premiere of The Bling Ring just a few hours after a fabby showing at the photocall on Thursday.

It looks like she didn't bother changing her hair or makeup, though she did put on a FANTASTIC two-toned Chanel Couture gown with a glittery black, backless bustier top.

Wow! NAILED IT!

Three silver mini earcuffs and silver stacked rings were all the bling she needed!

BEYOND perfect!!!

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Abercrombie & Fitch just lost three more customers!

Kirstie Alley is giving CEO Mike Jeffries a piece of her mind after hearing he doesn't want fat people wearing A&F's clothes.

The actress said:

"Abercrombie clothes are for people who are cool and look a certain way and are beautiful and are thin' and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That would make me never buy anything from Abercrombie… I’ve got two kids in that bracket, but they will never walk in those doors because of his view of people — forget women, his view of just people."

You go, girl!

We're sure your 18 and 20-year-old's money will be better spent at inclusive retailers anyway!

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Is there a better (and more fun!) do-it-yourself project than masturbation?

We don't think so! And Rihanna doesn't think so either!

The newly single Barbadian princess promoted self-love in Manhattan on Wednesday in a provocative Another Enemy t-shirt, black zip-slit skirt and lace-up open-toe flats, both from the Rihanna for River Island collection.

Hey, Chris Brown, RiRi doesn't need you! She can DO IT HERSELF!

A rolled Celine clutch, gray beanie, and tons of Jennifer Fisher jewelry completed Rih's NAUGHTY look.

She may be bad, but she's perfectly good at it!

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And you thought your run-in with an ex was awkward!

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were forced to breathe the same filtered air at The CW Upfronts in NYC on Thursday.

The horror!

Nina managed to avoid her former lovah on the black carpet by walking it solo in a blue Versace mini dress and gold Rupert Sanderson pumps.

Gah, she's just so STUNNING! Her soft, chocolatey hair, her tan, her FACE!

And obvi, she made sure to look good because she couldn't avoid Ian all night!

The two Vampire Diaries stars had no choice but to plaster on some smiles and try not to look totally awkward on stage.

Luckily, CW President Mark Pedowitz stood between them. Smart move!

But fret not, Delena shippers, the season 4 finale has yet to air, and maybe Elena and Damon will reconcile, even if their real-life versions won't!

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Kelly Osbourne was ready to burn the place down on Wednesday at amfAR's generationCURE Los Angeles Kick-Off Party in West Hollywood.

The purple-haired pyro posed for pictures wearing a matchstick print kimono-style dress and glittery gold platform pumps.

While the print of the dress is cute, there's nothing about Kelly O's look that ignites us.

The shoes are out of place and other than matching her clutch, the headband is just unnecessary.

Oh well, even Fashion Police are allowed to have their off days.

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This little piggy got strangled on the way to the market Cannes!

We're not sure what's more amazing here — Julianne Moore's TORTURED feet in those tight strappy shoes or the fact that she kept on SMILING while her toes were being mangled down below!

She's a PRO!

The actress certainly suffered in silence at the Opening Ceremony on Wednesday, but we bet she let footloose on her stylist when it was all over!

Hopefully her glam squad brought some MUCH more comfortable footwear for her next red carpet appearances.

If all else fails, maybe she can borrow some Jimmy Choos from Nicole Kidman!

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