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Aw, poor Michael Vick.
The ex-animal torturer and current Philadelphia Eagles quarterback is bitching about not being allowed to own a dog.
Vick told GQ Magazine:
“I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.”
We have little (actually less than little) sympathy the
asshole person who personally hanged or drowned seven dogs.
Luckily for the dog community, Vick can't legally own a dog until his probation is up in late 2012.
What a shame.
[image via GQ Magazine]
What a bitch! (JKZ!)
An afternoon hike turned into an figg'n overnight ordeal when a couple, whose 80-pound dog joined them for the trek, couldn’t make it back down the trail.
Officials said the dog, Baxter, a Labrador mix, suffered cuts to his paws from rocks on the trail at the Angeles National Forest. The walk became too hard and he grew too tired, forcing his owners to call police for help.
The couple couldn’t carry the dog themselves, so they waited OVERNIGHT — that's right, they slept in the forest — for help to arrive for their pooch!
On Sunday morning, a rescue helicopter arrived and had to completely shut down to calm the frightened dog enough to board. The couple and the dog were eventually airlifted to safety.
Wish we could be airlifted when we got tired!
[image via youtube]
A different kind of dog fight.
They're just like us- the one who talks the loudest always wins. Them's the rulez!
Mishka and Laika are our favoritest talking dogs, but they need to quit the bitch'n!
CLICK HERE to more of Mishka the talking dog!
HEYO, HEYO, HEYO, HEYOOOOO!!
This is just a musical reminder to pick up your doggie doo - to the tune of Blackstreet's No Diggity. LOLZ!
Is this what 90's music has come too??
This seemingly rando video is call ed Dog Doogity, created by the Seattle-based Puget Sound Starts Here is a fresh approach to persuade people to pick up after their pets. Despite campaigns that have passed out pamphlets and placed boxes of plastic bags in public parks, area residents still find themselves dodging doodies on sidewalks, lawns and trails.
Bag it up, bitches!!
ZOMG! That's not a mirror!!
You'd think kitties playing patty-cake would be soopa cute — but these bitches are so synchronized it's just plain creepy.
These two would be purrfect for the all-cat remake of The Shinning!
Oh gawd, someone should really make that movie.
It wont surprise you to hear that a five star hotel offer monogrammed towels, or a grilled New York sirloin and scrambled eggs with aged Tillamook cheddar on bone china for room service.
Or when a guest needs styling, the hotel’s Rolls Royce shuttles will shuttle them to the salon.
But these perks are all for dogs!!
Pet bathrobes, pet massages, and pet treadmills are becoming practically the reg at five-star hotels these days. Hotels are also competing for Fido’s affection with food. The Mandarin Oriental, Miami offers grilled beef tenderloin, while Los Cabos’ Las Ventanas al Paraíso features made-to-order dishes for pets with special dietary needs. (why don't we get that??)
The list of extras doesn’t stop with food, especially for chains like Loews, which has taken pet pleasing to new heights. When the surf’s up at Loews Coronado Bay Resort, in California, pups can join Su’ruff Camp, where poodles and bulldogs alike can take a shot at catching a wave.
But the award for the
dumbest most extravagant service goes to Loews Vanderbilt Hotel in Nashville that offers voice-coaching lessons and the chance to cut a CD!!
[Image via WENN.]