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A man in Southeastern China learned a valuable lesson the hard way…

Don't shove live animals up your butt!!

The man had to admit himself to a hospital after he tried to emulate a crazy porno he saw by sticking a live eel up his booty!

He rammed a 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus and

Tags: anus, booty, butt, china, crazy, eel, gross, live eel, porn, sex, swamp eel

According to a new fossil study, an ancient sea creature that resembled a tulip had it's BUTT right next to its mouth!! EEK!

When the research was first conducted, it was believed that the animal was part of the species entoprocta, but after Zhifei Zhang of the Northwest University in Xi'an led a group of researchers in Yunnan, China… they found that the animal was part of the Cotyledion tylodes.

Zhang's group inspected 418 species and found that the C. tylodes only existed in one spot, which meant that they dribbled water through their tentacles that were near its mouth and ANUS.

And on top of that, their mouth and butt were

Tags: ancient sea animal, anus, butt, cotyledion tylodes, entoprocta, flower

No, we're not insulting the fish.

It literally has a penis on its head.

Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.

The penis hangs under its chin.

But wait, it gets weirder.

Tags: babies, butt, dick, fish, funny, head, man, penis, pleasure, terrifying, unicorn, weird

LOSER!!!!

This cutie is such a poor sport!

After a quick of tag, one dog decides that his brother hasn't suffered the taste of defeat…

Not yet anyway…

So he decides to do what any other champ would do…rub his bro's nose in it….

LITERALLY! LOLz!

Tags: butt, chasing, dog, funny, little dog, pets, runnning, silly, wiping

In the butt!

A man and his friend were out duck hunting over the weekend.

They had their canoe in a shallow marshy area when the man got out of the boat to go set up some decoys.

He laid his 12-gauge shotgun across the bow of his boat when he got out.

A dog that would retrieve any ducks they shot was in the boat with them, and he jumped up on the bow of the canoe and stepped on the shotgun.

The gun fired and shot the guy right in the butt!!

From only ten feet away!

After being taken to a hospital, the man had 27 pellets of birdshot removed from his booty.

A local sheriff said:

Tags: boat, butt, dog, duck, hunting, shot, shotgun