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This Game Of Thrones Dildo Is Just One Of The Strangest Sex Toys On The Market!

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Yes, there is a Game Of Thrones dildo! And we bet you'll know right where to put it!

The folks at GeekySexToys created a sex toy version of Jon Snow's bastard sword Longclaw — called the "Game of Moans Long Shaft" — and it could be just the present to buy yourself with that Christmas check from your aunt.

Of course, this shaft is hardly the weirdest adult toy on the market. See what else the net has to offer (below)!

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Aliens, Presidents, Rocks! These Are The Strangest Sex Toys On The Market!

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OK, we don't want to judge anyone for what they do in their private time — but we're going to a little bit judge what some people are using to do it!

Because this shit is cray!

We're talking about penises that look like Barack Obama, a dildo collection carved from solid rock, and of course something out of a science fiction film called The Ovipositor. You'll see.

Whether this stuff gets your jaw dropping or your wallet opening, we promise we won't tell! But you have to check out this NSFW collection…

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Woman Shares Shocking Story Of Getting A Vibrator Stuck In Her Ass! Read The ASStounding Tale!

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What a pain in the ass!

Some social media users like to document every single thing that happens in their lives.

For Emma Rowlands, that includes letting her Facebook friends know about the time she was hospitalized for getting a dildo stuck up in her ass!

Related Man Bitten On Penis By Spider For SECOND Time This Year!

On Sunday, the sex toy enthusiast posted about her eventful weekend in which her "Saturday morning playtime" went south after her vibrator got stuck in her "bowel areas."

Complete with a hospital bed selfie (above), Rowlands chronicled her medical journey in getting her toy surgically dislodged from her ass, sharing:

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Kids Have A Dildo Sword Fight In The Greatest Gun PSA Of All Time And Holy Crap You Have To See This Right Now

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Kids duel with dildos to drive a point home!

Ha! This is one way to get your point across!

A group that advocates responsible gun ownership has released the mother of all PSAs! In the 30-second clip, Evolve seeks to show parents just how important it is to keep your firearms locked up, out of reach of kids… by using dildos!

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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!

Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and

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Norwegian Man Finds A Dildo In The Belly Of The Fish He Reeled In! See the OMG Pics HERE!

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If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he might just catch himself a dildo!

A Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund was gutting the cod he caught off the coast of Norway when he made a strange discovery. His fish had swallowed a sex toy!

HA!

The dildo-gobbling animal is believed to

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Miley Cyrus Likes Her SEX TOY To Be BIG! See Her Getting Handsy With Some Raunchy Rubber HERE!

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#NewCoupleAlert

Miley Cyrus is getting hot and heavy with The Hand Of Adonis - her fresh and new MASSIVE dildo pal!

So maybe they're not an actual couple, but Mileybird posted the (above) pictures to her Twitter on March 4th - proving her and the rubber man-friend hand-friend have been getting pretty intimate!

After the snap was shared, her Smiler tweeps went into a frenzy to find the freaky item on the interwebs, coming out completely successful.

When we clicked the link, there was uncontrollable LOLz after reading the racy description of the advanced sexual item:

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