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Kids Have A Dildo Sword Fight In The Greatest Gun PSA Of All Time And Holy Crap You Have To See This Right Now

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Kids duel with dildos to drive a point home!

Ha! This is one way to get your point across!

A group that advocates responsible gun ownership has released the mother of all PSAs! In the 30-second clip, Evolve seeks to show parents just how important it is to keep your firearms locked up, out of reach of kids… by using dildos!

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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!

Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and

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Norwegian Man Finds A Dildo In The Belly Of The Fish He Reeled In! See the OMG Pics HERE!

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If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he might just catch himself a dildo!

A Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund was gutting the cod he caught off the coast of Norway when he made a strange discovery. His fish had swallowed a sex toy!

HA!

The dildo-gobbling animal is believed to

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Miley Cyrus Likes Her SEX TOY To Be BIG! See Her Getting Handsy With Some Raunchy Rubber HERE!

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#NewCoupleAlert

Miley Cyrus is getting hot and heavy with The Hand Of Adonis - her fresh and new MASSIVE dildo pal!

So maybe they're not an actual couple, but Mileybird posted the (above) pictures to her Twitter on March 4th - proving her and the rubber man-friend hand-friend have been getting pretty intimate!

After the snap was shared, her Smiler tweeps went into a frenzy to find the freaky item on the interwebs, coming out completely successful.

When we clicked the link, there was uncontrollable LOLz after reading the racy description of the advanced sexual item:

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Teen Whips Out A Huge Veiny Dildo During Snowcoming Assembly!

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Expelled!

During a 2014 high school "snow"coming court, one of the students took things a little too far!

And by too far we mean that he WHIPPED OUT A HUGE VEINY DILDO during a short 'skit' he does with the girl he's paired up with — but it doesn't look like she knew it was coming!

The best part is the look on the administration's faces as they boot the kid out of the gym, and probably straight into homeschooling!

Someone call Zac Efron because this is one Awkward Moment!

Watch it all go down AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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CoCo Austin Hopes To Plug Your Butt With A Replica Of Ice-T's Dong?! Dildo Deets HERE!

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Talk about your stocking stufferz, LOLz!!

CoCo Austin has teamed up with the world's largest sex toy company and they aim to misbehave!!!

Ice-T's fantastic ass-tastic wife and Cal Exotics are working together to produce a line of sex toys in her name and they predict orgasms on orgasms on orgasms for all of their customers!

CoCo's rep confirmed:

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Jenna Jameson's Old Sex Toys Hitting Auction Block! Get Deets On Her Porn-Used Dildos HERE!

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It would seem Jenna Jameson's vagina has the Midas touch because everything that has ever been inside the porn starlet is practically worth its weight in gold!

Well, not everything. Her ex-husband Jay Grdina likely visited the promise land, but he's apparently still strapped for cash!

In fact, he's desperate enough for money that he's going to sell Jenna's "personal affects" at an auction!

Jay recently stumbled across a storage unit filled with props and sex toys from the porn star's films and now he plans to make a pretty penny selling them off to the biggest pervert highest bidder!

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