Well isn't this a bit of good news! We're hearing that Howard Stern's penis keeps his wife happy and content! LOLz!
Beth Stern is shockingly candid in interviews, but it makes sense when you think about who she's married to! So when it came time to ask her about the 'rumors' that Howard's little Howard doesn't measure up in the bedroom, she didn't hold back!
Here's what she said:
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When we say that Nikki Sixx's auctioning his "Rock Star Package" for charity, it isn't what you think! Get your minds out of the gutter! LOLz!
The winner of the auction will receive a 30-minute one-on-one session with him! Then, they'll take the stage for a private roof top showcase at the Franklin Hollywood Tower in El Lay! Have you ever seen that place?? It's GOTTA be haunted! Ha!
Anyway, Nikki is also putting up three days of studio time at the Serenity West Recording studios in Hollywood — and he expects to raise about $20k for the American Red Cross!
Visit HERE if you wanna bid!!
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Tags: bids, charity, motley crue, nikki sixx, package, recording, stage, time
What a delightful Monday gift this is!!
We knew One Direction's wispy-haired Harry Styles was a heartthrob, but we had no idea how much of a PEENthrob he was!!
This photo, showcasing the British beauty in a glitzy gold thong, has somehow swirled its way into the interwebz, fanning the fantasies of every single Directioner from Hollywood to Tokyo!
And that package!! In the words of Uncle Jesse, have mercy!!
No wonder we hear he bangs 12 birds a night!
Goodness! We're feeling a bit of a fever just looking at it! We can only imagine how hot he must have been next to that iron! Maybe next time he should just do his chores naked.
[Image via Splash News.]
Tags: british peen, gold thong, harry styles, its dickalicious, one direction, package, penis
Gawd Damn, Jon Hamm!
Now we know why Mr. Don Draper has sooo much confidence! LOLz!
The Mad Men star was spotted carrying some pret-tay LARGE packages down Madison Ave Friday.
After shopping for lady-clothes at Barneys Jon for his lucky longtime lover, Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon looked ready to go back to his hotel room for a little "rest."
Poor guy, lugging around that heavy load must be eXXXhausting!
Jonnny, if you EVER need some help carrying your package PLEASE don't hesitate to call!
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Tags: dick pic, jennifer westfeldt, jon hamm, mad men, package, spotted
Special delivery for Chloë Moretz!
Fresh off a 12 hour flight from South Korea, the Dark Shadows actress returned to her West Hollywood home to find a nice sized package from designer flash sale site Gilt.com on Saturday.
Moretz didn't look too excited, but we're guessing she's just a little jet lagged.
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Tags: box, chloe moretz, dark shadows, gilt, package, west hollywood
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He may not be most peoples' our fave person ever, but we're glad he wasn't hurt.
Yesterday afternoon, a bomb squad arrived at Rush Limbaugh's house in Palm Beach, Fl, and they did a sweep of the home after "a suspicious package" was discovered.
We're hearing that Rush's security team contacted authorities when they found the package, but police concluded that it was not a bomb…even though it had "an electronic plaque and wires."
Apparently, the package was sent by a person in Pennsylvania, who has apologized for the confusion, but has also said that it wasn't a bomb.
Stay safe, Rush!
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Hey guys! Would you like the opportunity to meet Britney Spears?
Well, now you can! And for the very reasonable price of $1,000! LOLz!
That's right, sources close to the pop star have revealed that for those fans who purchased the special, triple zero VIP front row package for her upcoming Femme Fatale tour, Brit Brit will be personally meeting with them!
Amazing - well, amazing for those who can shell out the dollah dollah bills! Ha!
We bet it will be a blast, though!
Have fun, bitches!
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Tags: brit brit, exciting, femme fatale, front row, package, vip
