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Couple Caught Pleasuring Themselves In Theater! How They Reacted Once Confronted Adds Insult To Injury!

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We do not give this a standing ovation.

As most of us know, tickets to Book of Mormon do not run cheap. Last time we checked, if you wanted a ticket, you'd basically have to take out a second mortgage. Or sell your firstborn. One of the two.

Knowing this, it makes us especially annoyed to hear that a couple would take this precious time at the theater to fingerbang and over-the-pants-hand-job each other like there was no tomorrow, or even an intermission!

A stunning and hilarious musical production be damned, they HAD to ejaculate then and there!

That's right, according to a recently posted anonymous story featured in a column in a Seattle newspaper, one such theatergoer alleged that his seat neighbors got handsy:

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Parisian Artists Hijack A Métro Car In Order To Wrap It Up Like A Present! See The Holiday Awesomeness HERE!!!

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This is SO COOL!!!

We love when stuff like this happens and helps put everyone in the Holidaze spirit!!

An group of artists called SISAprod pulled off the coolest Métro heist we've ever seen!

They took over an entire subway car and wrapped it up like a present! The group then posted the pics to their Facebook page for all to see!!

The group said that the purpose behind the act was:

“To enjoy ourselves and to give other people pleasure."

Which they certainly succeeded in! We LOVE it!!!!!

Such a fun and festive thing to do!!!

Ch-ch-check out all the pics of the subway car (below) and don't miss the video of how they did it…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Keep It Casual As They Go Down South With Each Other!

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Yeah, we'd like to go down south on Ryan Reynolds!

Oh, that's not what's going on here??

Well, sure we guess we'd also like to go to the south with Ryan, but it looks like Blake Lively has beat us to it this time.

The happily married duo was spotted looking cutely casual while arriving in New Orleans. We're not sure if they're there for business or pleasure, but we think any trip with Ryan has got to be an absolute pleasure!

We're just bummed we're not getting the pleasure of some southern action with Mr. Reynolds!

[Image via Katryna/Patriot Pics/FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Maria Sharapova Looks Hot In Italy!

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Maria Sharapova Looks Hot Italy

It might be cold in Italy right now, but Maria Sharapova sure does look HOT!

LOLz, that was lame, but it's true — gurl's looking fab in Milan! We've got a ton of proof, too, as we've collected quite a few pics of the occasion (below)!

We wonder if there's some tennis going on or whether or not she's just there for pleasure. Either way, expect a souvenir!

Nothing from the airport gift shop, please!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dickhead Fish Is Nature's Weirdo

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No, we're not insulting the fish.

It literally has a penis on its head.

Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.

The penis hangs under its chin.

But wait, it gets weirder.

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