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J.K. Rowling Has Some Explaining To Do About Her Chinese Character!

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Rachel Rostad is pretty badass at slam poetry, so we'll get that out of the way first and foremost!

Secondly, she makes some VERY good points in an open letter/poem to J.K. Rowling about the ONLY Chinese character in Harry Potter — and namely how her name doesn't make very much sense!

In a book that has completely made up worlds, creatures, characters, words, and EVERYTHING beautiful about the series, we never realized how kinda messed up it is to name the only Chinese character Cho Chang! Why? Because it's is a combination of two Korean last names!

You know, kinda like finding a Frenchmen named 'García Sánchez!'

At least that's the example that Rachel gives in rousing few minutes worth everybody's time (above)!

What say you, J.K.?? What say you, fans??

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James Franco Celebrates Presidential Inauguration With A Poem!

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A President by any other name would NOT smell as sweet!!

Many across this fine nation of ours are super souped that Barack Obama is staying in office for four more years, including actor/director/musician/everything ever James Franco!

Thus the Spring Breakers star decided to pen a poem called Obama in Asheville.

How lovely that James wanted to share his thoughts about Obama's inauguration through creative means!

Read James' ode to Obama …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Kristen Stewart Pens Precious Poetry For Prince Pattinson

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Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Thine eyes doth steal from the sun!

Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Yes — Kristen Stewart has apparently written poetry for beloved Robert Pattinson.

Word has it that poetry is something he's always wanted from KStew. She just never got around to it pre-cheating. Oops!

But now that she can gain something from it (his love and trust), sources say she's becoming Shakespeare for ole Robberz, explaining:

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Proper Opossum Poetry Corner

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The internet is a crazy place for crazy people to watch other crazy people's videos.

This video is no exception.

A woman reads opossum themed poetry to her opossum while occasionally slamming bongos.

We have no idea what's going on but the opossum is cute so we recommend just strapping in and staring at the opossum.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Blows Our Minds At Serge Gainsbourg Tribute

Joseph Gordon-Levitt FTW!!!

He made a special appearance at the tribute to French musician Serge Gainsbourg at the Hollywood Bowl Sunday night and closed the show with quite the poetic finale. We were screaming right along with those girls when he started speaking French.

It's really quite impressive.

P.S. Thanks for being hawt. And talented. And awesome.

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Jon Stewart Vs. Bill O'Reilly: Common Edition

Last week, we were very pleased with Jon Stewart when he slammed Fox News for their arguments as to why Common shouldn't have been invited to the White House for Michelle Obama's poetry event.

Now, Stewart has taken on Fox News again in a debate with Bill O'Reilly (above), and of course he totally obliterates O'Reilly's argument!

Way to go, Jon! As is often the case, we are proud!

Who do U side with? Team Stewart or Team O'Reilly?

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Jill Scott Reads Poetry About HIV

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Jill Scott wrote and read some amazing poetry about trying to understand HIV at the Evening of Poetry at the White House.

Such powerful writing!

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