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Maria Bello Reveals She's Gay WITH A Longtime GF! Read Her Coming Out Story HERE!

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Brilliant!

After a lonnnng career in the spotlight, Maria Bello came out of the closet as a lesbian on Friday in a passionate column for the New York Times.

In the candid piece, the Prisoners star opens up about how she plunged into a relationship with her best female friend after reading old diary entries.

Maria wrote:

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Aaron Hernandez Is STILL Being Separated From Other Prisoners!

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It doesn't look like Aaron Hernandez will be meeting any of his fellow inmates any time soon!

Shortly after being incarcerated, officials decided to keep the former footballer separated from other prisoners since they were worried they might try to harm him. However, they said the decision was only temporary and they would eventually reconsider whether or not to feed him to the lions!

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Aaron Hernandez Separated From Other Prisoners For His Safety!

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After being charged with Odin Lloyd's murder, Aaron Hernandez has spent the last few days behind bars! But he hasn't exactly had time to get acquainted with his fellow prisoners!

The former New England Patriot has been spending all of his time in the medical ward lately as jail officials are worried other inmates might try to harm him due to his celebrity status!

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Hugh Jackman And Jake Gyllenhaal Fight For Daughters In Prisoners Trailer!

Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal are not only two of the seksiest movie stars working today- they're also both powerhouse actors!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the manly men face off as they try very different approaches to finding Hugh's kidnapped daughters in the new thriller Prisoners!

There is some intense acting going on up in here! Do we sense an early dark horse Oscar contender?

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Hugh Jackman Casts Jake Gyllenhaal As His Sexy Detective!

Hugh Jackman Casts Jake Gyllenhaal As His Sexy Detective!

Oh, helloooo officer!

Hugh Jackman's new thriller, Prisoners, is giving us sexy goosebumps!

Here's why: the fine Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal has been cast to play opposite the chiseled Aussie… as a cop! Mmmm. We LOVE a Jake in uniform!

The bearded actor will play hot-shot cop Detective Loki, who butts heads with Hugh's character after he "decides to take his daughter’s kidnapping case into his own hands."

If we're lucky their mutual passion and furry will culminate into a love scene… or at least a shirtless wrestling match!

We realize our dream is a long shot, but we haven't totally given up hope.

After all, Jake has been into some purdy kinky parts lately!

[Image via WENN.]

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Pentagon (Almost) Admit They Use Barney Song As Torture

Imagine if you were forced to listen to Barney's "I Love You" song for twenty four straight hours?

Kind of sounds like torture, right?

Well, apparently the Pentagon has the same thoughts as reports are indicating what people have been speculating for years.

The U.S. subject prisoners in Guantanamo Bay to listen to this:

"I love you. You love me.

We're a happy family. With a great big hug, and a kiss from me…"

STOP!!!

Oh, please, stop it! We did it! We don't know what we did, but we did it! Just please stop playing that song!

And that's our interpretation of what the Guantanamo prisoners say after hearing the "I Love You" song for twenty four hours.

Here's what an expert says are the ways this song affects your body:

"…your brain and body functions start to slide, your train of thoughts slow down and your will is broken."

So, with that fabulous introduction, watch the equivalent of nails against chalkboard (above) !

Enjoy.

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New Book: Felon Fitness??!

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Felon Fitness

Now THIS is an interesting concept for a fitness book!

The authors Trey Teufel and William S. Kroger are a trainer and criminal attorney respectively, and both notices on visits to correctional facilities that the inmates and clients were almost always in ridiculously good shape.

So they wrote a book about their fitness routines called, FELON FITNESS: How to Get a Hard Body Without Doing Hard Time! Which, is kind of a hilarious title if you think about it.

If you're a workout lifer, this book provides a new way to approach your routine, working in cherry pickers and butterflies to extend your range of motion and informing you which less effective exercises to cease and desist. If you're fresh meat looking to tone up, the squats, push-ups, and burpies will get you yard-ready in less than a three-month stint.

This program's legit. Each exercise comes straight from the cellblock and the routines are those of real inmates. It's the workout of a lifetime–from guys serving twenty-five to life.

That synopsis is filled with hilarious taglines.

We wonder if they include the fact that inmates can work out all the time if they want, because there really isn't anything else to do behind bars. We can't really get that in the free world, ya know?

Guess you need to read the book to find out!

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