All tag results for 'retire'

If somebody started to tell us that Shaq isn't actually kissing Jack Nicholson on the head, we would totally rock their jaw mid-sentence to keep the dream alive!

We mean, just look how magical that picture is (above)!!

Getting your number and jersey retired is one thing, but being able to kiss a legend on the top of his head IS A WHOLE 'NOTHER GAME!! LOLz!

We're just kidding about rocking jaws, we'd never punch someone for that. We would plug our ears and yell, though! Ha!

Shaq was joined by ex Lakers coach Phil Jackson, Jeanie Buss, his mother, his children, and Jack at his jersey retirement ceremony held at the Staples Center. We're so proud of you, Shaq!

Congrats!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: ceremony, jack nicholson, jersey, kiss, lakers, retire, shaq

We've been watching closely as Morrissey's health seems to be getting worse and worse with each new story of him being hospitalized and canceling shows. We thought maybe it was just a rough period. We were wrong.

He has even been warned that he should retire from music!

After axing his North American tour just a few days ago, we've finally heard the extent of what's going on.

Tags: bleeding, condition, hospital, morrissey, retire, sad, throat, urged

We previously mentioned that Michael Phelps and Megan Rossee might have called it quits.

Now Megan's mom, Susan Rossee has confirmed that the pair has split!

She said:

Tags: break up, fit, friend, help, men, michael phelps, mom, mother, quote, relationship, retire, swimming, young

When Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to 30-60 years in prison, he forfeited many things.

Mainly, his right to freely walk the streets.

Justice was served in response to the Penn State sex scandal.

But Sandusky is still fighting, he just doesn't know when to quit.

Sandusky is currently fighting to get his $59,000-a-year pension back!

Tags: benefit, benefits, fight, jerry sandusky, lawyer, legal, money, offender, penn state, pension, prison, retire, retirement, scandal, school, sex

If you don't quit being a lazy bum and get a job, you just might have a heart attack!

Well, that's what this new study is saying at least — and we suppose it isn't limited to just those who are being lazy, but those who are struggling to find sustainable employment! Seriously, we were joking about calling the jobless lazy.

Tags: blood pressure, condition, health, heart, heart attack, interview, new study, retire, smoking, stress, strong, study, women, work

Steffen Kjaergaard, a retired Norwegian cyclist, was a former teammate of Lance Armstrong.

He has been suspended from his job at the Norwegian Cycling Foundation after admitting that he had used the banned substances EPO and cortisone when racing.

He said:

Tags: ban, banned, career, foundation, job, lance armstrong, norwegian, racing, retire, secret, sport, steffen kjaergaard, week

Well, Evander Holyfield just made us into liars. LOLz!

We previously mentioned that he was DONE with boxing, which makes sense seeing as how he's turning 50 this Friday.

But now he's apparently changing his mind.

Tags: age, boxing, evander holyfield, health, retire