Did you hear the one about the porn starlet who went to Mexico with Charlie Sheen for Thanksgiving?
She bit off more than she could chew, LOLz!
Turkey, we mean, of course — a gal in her line of work knows better than to use teeth on a warlock's wish-boner!!!
Charlie's and his belle de jour Brett Rossi were spotted kissing all up and down the cost of Mexico over the holiday weekend. Cameras even caught the actor slipping the 24-year-old starlet the tongue while they were on a fancy yacht!!
Ch-ch-check out their steamy make-out sesh…AFTER THE JUMP!!!