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Is K-Fed The Latest Celebrity Hoarder?

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BLECK!
Can’t you just picture all of that greased up fat, rolling around in his own piles of filth!
NASTY!
The National Enquirer is reporting that K-Fat has become a celebrity hoarder to such disgusting excess that his neighbors are getting concerned!
According to sources, he “fears people will learn personal information from his discarded trash,” so he holds on to cigarette butts, rotting fish, old diapers, and the magazines in which he wishes he were still being written about!
And of course, he has yet to accept that he has a problem, so when confronted about this nastiness, “he blows up.”
UGH.
Would someone please remind him that he is COMPLETELY z-list, and therefore, nobody gives a shiz about his personal information, let alone his cigarette butts!
We don’t even think Niecy Nash would bother trying to help his ass! Nor should she!
Just let him suffocate under his own irrelevancy trash!
[Image via WENN.]

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Sep 27, 2010 19:40pm PDT