Jelly Roll getting political!
The 41-year-old singer/rapper is covering for Jimmy Kimmel this week on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and he made sure to cover in every way possible!
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Let’s just get right to it.
Bunnie Xo‘s ex rolled out joke after joke after joke about President Donald Trump, and here they all are:
“It was the big IndyCar race hosted by the president. The cars drove through the streets of D.C. and there’s Donald Trump, who apparently has never held a flag before.
What a s*** job that… How do you f*** up waving a flag?
But the president seemed to enjoy the IndyCar race, which was a real switch-up for him, because normally he only likes his own race.
Trump also drove around the track in his motorcade doing what they call the Lap of Honor, which sounds like a loyalty program at a strip club. 5% cash back in the champagne room for all Lap of Honor members.
Sadly, those are the only laps Trump’s been doing lately.
According to the Washington Post, a lot of doctors are worried about the president’s weight.
After his last physical, we found out Trump gained 14 pounds, which means he’s now tipping the scales at almost 240. It’s crazy.
Think about this, y’all. In the last few years, I’ve lost 300 pounds. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump. And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.
We should take it easy, y’all. We shouldn’t be making fun of the president for his weight, because we know that he would never do that to other people.”
The show then aired multiple clips of Trump making fun of people’s weight, illustrating how they think it’s fair game to joke about Trump’s own weight issues.
Watch for yourself (below):
Jelly Roll ended the roasting by bringing up the joys of seeing one’s own penis, joking:
“Well, Mr. President, from one fat pig to another, take it from me that physical fitness is very important. And trust me, you’ll be happy to see your penis again. I do speak from a little bit of experience here, y’all. The first time I’ve seen mine recently, I was surprised at how cute it was. It kind of looked like a little LaBuBu doll.”
Ha!
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