The Hoff Has No Game

It’s probably been a while since David Hasselhoff has tried to pick up chicks. His recent split from wife Pamela Bach has pushed him back into the dating scene. And he’s going about it the wrong way!
Seems The Hoff has been using his ASSISTANT to pick up chicks!
Lame!!!
Hasselhoff, who’s currently a judge for America’s Got Talent, seems to be searching the audience for potential dates.
He spotted a brunette that he liked and sent his assistant off to work.
The female was approached by his assistant after the taping and was handed a signed autograph of The Hoff.
Yea, that’s the way to start a conversation! Riiiiiiight.
Such a David Copperfield move!
The back of The Hoff’s photo had the assistant’s number and an invite to get in touch with him. Even listed was the name of the hotel they were staying at!!
What, not enough space to include the room number?
The female declined the offer, but kept the photo as proof.
She should call him up. Poor guy.
At least he’s trying!
[Image via WENN.]