'No Number Is Too High' For Ochocinco To Buy Back #85!

This is just one reason it’s better to stick with the name yo momma gave you!

Chad Ochocinco has been traded from the Cincinatti Bengals, where he rocked #85 on the back of his jersey, to the New England Patriots where ANOTHER PLAYER is already rocking #85!

What’s poor Ochocinco to do? Offer boatloads of money to Aaron Hernandez in exchange for his jersey, of course!

According to sources, Chad wants to buy the numbers that match his name from Hernandez and feels “no number is too high”.

We imagine if we legally changed our name to match our football jersey number, we’d do whatever it takes to buy that number back too! LOLz!

[Image via AP Images.]