Chad Johnson Can Run 24 MPH, Which Makes Him OFFICIALLY Superhuman!

If only other aspects of Chad Johnson‘s life were as shockingly respectable! LOLz!
Chad, we think, is actually part machine. We have the video to prove it. We wish we were joking, but that’s the only answer that makes sense when you see him TAKE A TREADMILL GOING 24 MPH IN STRIDE!!
Holy shizz!
And by ‘in stride’ we mean that Chad doesn’t have to work his way up to that speed — he just straight up hops on a treadmill already going 24 mph!
Ch-ch-check out the madness (above)!