Lance Armstrong Doping Inquiry Closed! Charges Dropped!

Justice at last!
This afternoon, federal prosecutors closed their investigation of Lance Armstrong’s alleged use of performance-enhancing drugs after two-years of trying to pin something on him. They were convinced he and his cycling teammates were competing while under a “doping program,” but all inquiries into the claims came back negative.
And you know what? Lance knew they would never find anything one him, which is why he steadfastly denied every allegation thrown at him. Now, he has the satisfaction of knowing he proved them all right and his unparalleled career remains untarnished.
Congrats, Lance! You remain the world’s greatest cyclist! Ride on!
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