Blood-Squirting Lizard!

This is one part bizarre, two parts DISGUSTING!
Check out (above) this video featuring the Regal Horned Lizard from Mexico, who squirts BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES to protect itself from hongray coyotes in the desert!
And we’re not talking a trickle – this is like an effing FAUCET!
LOLs! Out of control!