Malin Akerman Dated A 28-Year Old When She Was Only 16!

Hello police? We’d like to report a robbery. Oh, what’s been robbed? A cradle. Malin Akerman‘s cradle.

In a recent interview with Chelsea Handler, Malin was opened up real wide about the biggest age gap in her past relationships:

“This is awesome that we’re talking about this. My son’s in the back…So the oldest was I was 16 and he was 28…That’s a big age difference. This was in France├óΓé¼┬ªHis name was Fabio, so that’s awesome.”

BWHA? Wait wait wait, so he was 12 years old when she was born. Ugh, math…hurting…our heads! Must…control…gagging!

While the age of consent in France is 15, that’s still scandalously young to be dating someone nearly twice your age! FABI-NOOOO!

Looks like Malin had a not-so-sweet 16, filled with more than one type of baguette! We just hope no Eiffel Towering occurred.