Anna Wintour Forced To Sit Second Row At Valentino! Is This The End Of The World???

Has the world stopped spinning? What is Anna Wintour doing in the — GASP! — second row?!?!
Something must have gone terribly wrong during seating arrangements at the Valentino A/W 2014 presentation in Paris today because La Wintour had to sit BEHIND her colleagues Grace Coddington and Tonne Goodman instead of beside them.
That’s unheard of! Anna always sits front row!
Even her protégé, Lucky editor-in-chief Eva Chen, got to sit in the coveted front row while Anna lingered in the back. Awkward!
Did nobody offer to trade seats with Anna? Did Anna not DEMAND that somebody switch seats with her?
SO MANY QUESTIONS!
[Image via Christina Binkley Instagram]