Orlando Bloom Jokes About His Big Dick, Says He Feels Bad For His Son!

Orlando Bloom Jokes About His Big Dick, Says He Feels Bad For His Son!

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Orlando Bloom could not stop talking about his junk in this BBC Radio 1 interview!

The Pirates Of The Caribbean star takes every opportunity to mention his “bits and bobs” as he calls them while talking to Nick Grimshaw on Wednesday.

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For instance, while discussing a scene from his new film Unlocked in which he gets bit by a Rottweiler, Katy Perry‘s ex casually dropped that he was terrified during filming because:

“I was like, what if he misses my arm and gets something else? You know? There’s a lot of other big parts of me that he could have grabbed.”

After a couple other mentions, he and Nick laugh about how no one will ever stop talking about it, about which Orlando muses:

“My poor son. He’s got a lot to live up to.”

Well. We guess Flynn will just have to live with being googled less than his dad’s dong for a few years.

See all the talk of peen, paddle boarding, and poodles (below)! (more…)

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Skateboarding Cat Blows Away All Other Skating Animals!

Skateboarding Cat Blows Away All Other Skating Animals!

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Didga the cat is so absolutely super amazeballs we can barely handle it!

He’s an Australian cat trained by Robert Dollwet, a genius with a remote-controlled skateboard.

His cat doesn’t just seem trained to board├óΓé¼┬ª he’s super into it!

Sure, there’s some video editing but this cat really does do a lot of the tricks!

It must take some real huevos to jump over a Rottweiler!

Our favorite part is the reaction on peoples’ faces as the kitty skates by! Ha!

This pretty kitty glides all over the place, showing off his crazy skills.

Cats are natural athletes so this is way more impressive than a skateboarding dog!

Check out the incrediballs video AFTER THE JUMP!! (more…)

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Rottweiler Saves Chihuahua From Coyote!

Rottweiler Saves Chihuahua From Coyote!

This is incredible!!

A poor little chihuahua was just hanging outside, chained up in her yard.

Out of nowhere, a coyote ran up and grabbed the poor little doggy in its mouth!

Thankfully, out of nowhere, a neighbor’s Rottweiler sprinted in, charging the coyote!

The scared predator quickly dropped the chihuahua and ran off, obvi.

Thank goodness that doggy stepped in to save his little buddy!!

Check out the video (above) to see an amazing dog on dog rescue!

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Drew Barrymore Barks Up Bvlgari’s Bejeweled Tree

Drew Barrymore Barks Up Bvlgari’s Bejeweled Tree

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Who let the dogs, err, dog out?

Drew Barrymore!

The new mom was totally bitchin’ in Beverly Hills last night at Bvlgari celebration of Elizabeth Taylor‘s collection.

Drew sicked the purple carpet in a black and white MaxMara Resort jumpsuit the provided the perfect backdrop for her multi-colored Bvlgari necklace.

As blinding as Miz Barrymore’s bling may be, we’re all about her Givenchy Rottweiler clutch.

Very grr, baby!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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“Miracle Dog” Nearly FULLY Recovered!!

“Miracle Dog” Nearly FULLY Recovered!!

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Redemption song!

A defenseless Rottweiler was found wandering along a road, and later discovered to be have been shot 3 times–including once in the head.

But what could’ve easily been a sad and depressing tale turned into a happy and wagging tail! The dog is almost fully recovered, and is nearly ready to be adopted by a loving family.

Here’s what the vet, who personally nursed the dog back to health, said: (more…)

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Fan Pet Of The Day

Fan Pet Of The Day

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Today’s Fan Pet of the day is…Cooper!

Teddyhilton.com reader Angela spoils her Rottweiler rotten and who could blame her?

Cooper is absolutely TOO fantabulicious! So CUTEZ!

Cooper reads Teddy Hilton everyday and sends his love from Toronto!

Angela says he’s a big, strong fella now; we wonder if he’s trying out for any hockey teams!

Check out more cutie pics (below) of Coop as a GORGEOUS pup!

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