Donald Trump Started Rambling About A Golfer's Big Penis During Rally. Yes, Really.

Guys, come on. This isn’t funny. This man is losing his mind!

Donald Trump has been known to ramble for years, but he is so scattered at this point, he’s talking about the size of a golfer’s penis? At a presidential rally?? It’s time to get grandpa to bed already!

The Celebrity Apprentice host kicked off his Latrobe, Pennsylvania rally on Saturday night with 12 minutes (12 MINUTES!!!) of rambling stories about golf legend Arnold Palmer. But it wasn’t because he had some brilliant point about a man who pulled himself up by his bootstraps, there wasn’t some analogy about the American dream or anything like that. No, the airport there was named after Palmer, and Trump just saw the name and spiraled.

But in the craziest moment, he started talking about the golfer’s penis. We are not kidding. He said:

“Arnold Palmer was all man. And I say that with all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable.’ I had to say it.”

“I refuse to say it” and then not a moment’s hesitation, and he said it. And now we’re all talking about Arnold Palmer’s d**k instead of a single way Trump will help anyone.

Can we all just agree this guy has lost the plot? Remember when everyone agreed that about Biden, and he dropped out? Is it just too difficult to tell with Trump because he’s never made that much sense? Come on, now! Arnold Palmer’s penis, really? That’s where we’re at??

Look, we love a big peen story as much as the next gal, but NOT FROM OUR PRESIDENT! Sheesh.

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