Good news, Nahla!
Years from now you’ll be disappointed to learn Dad instigated the Thanksgiving Day Massacre Scuffle of 2012, but tonight you can sleep soundly knowing he stayed out of the clink!
Law enforcement officials concluded Gabriel Aubry started the fight with Olivier Martinez, but they think his vicious public beat-down was punishment enough!
Gabe’s baby-momma/Olivier’s current lady love, Halle Berry, agrees and she will NOT press charges!
The El Lay grilled witness before assigning blame.
They ultimately determined Gabe swung at Olivier’s face, hit his shoulder instead, and was immediately pummeled by three rapid punches from Olivier, a.k.a. the son of a professional boxer.
Talk about your fist writing checks your face is disinclined to cash!!
Thankfully, Halle and her almost hubby agree putting Nahla’s pops in prison is counterproductive so so they will not pursue criminal charges!
A judge could still decide to send Gabriel to Anger Management, though.
The classes, we mean. A court-ordered cameo on Charlie Sheen‘s show could be considered cruel and unusual punishment, LOLz!! JK!
[Image via WENN & L.A. Superior Court.]