Jon Gosselin Quits His Day Job

Uh oh! This can’t be good.
Jon Gosselin quit his new 9-to-5 job with Global Green Property Services, which helps businesses become more environmentally friendly.
“It involved too much travel for him,” claims a source close to Jon. “[Jon] needed to be near his eight kids, that’s why it didn’t work out.”
Ok, but how is he gonna pay for them?!