Jon Gosselin Wants To Delay The Divorce!!!

Hell hath had no fury like a douchey reality celeb scorned!
On the heels of the news that Jon Gosselin has been fired from his own reality show, sources are saying that he is attempting to delay the divorce and just filed paperwork to suspend his split with Kate for 90 days.
Why in the world would he do that, you might ask? Oh, because he sees his only outlet to fame crashing and burning before his eyes!
In a statement, Jon explains:

├óΓé¼┼ôEven though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That├óΓé¼Γäós why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ not destroy it…I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.├óΓé¼┬¥

Oh, please!
In other words, this is a ploy to finagle himself back into Kate’s good graces and secure himself back into the Plus Eight franchise. Let’s not kid ourselves – he is only worth something as the father of those kids. Without that, he is just a fat, sleazy loser!
But what is so interesting to us is that while Jon is trying to play nice as a means to save his minor fame, his lawyer hasn’t gotten the memo and came out guns blazin’ against Kate Gosselin.
He says:

“[Jon] is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up. We’re hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place.”

As far as we can tell, the only person with a problem with this “situation” is Jon! Kate is sitting pretty and way better off without his baggage weighing her down.
Kate, hire yourself the best lawyer money can buy. Call your new friends at The View for a recommendation. Don’t give this guy an inch of anything – not your show, your money, or even your kids.
He’s worthless and should remain as such!
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