Oh good! Just what the world needs – more children you can abandon when another two minutes in the limelight comes your way!!
Possibly the world’s most despicable gutter troll/reality whore Jordan AKA Katie Price AKA Go The Fuck Away, is ready to spawn more poor things with the help her diseased vagina and latest husband, cage fighter/tranny/fellow reality whore Alex Reid.
We liked the story better that he was getting that shiz annulled ASAP!!
The Dina Lohan in training says:
“Me and Alex so want kids ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ well, we are trying, so let’s hope, let’s hope.”
Yeah, Jordan. We’ll all be keeping our fingers crossed and saying extra prayers tonight before bedtime!!
Bitch is also trying to deny that her Vegas quickie wedding is a complete travesty to the institution of marriage.
“The reason we got married in Vegas is because you can’t get married anywhere else unless you’ve been divorced for a certain amount of days. There was no Elvis or ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ you know, it wasn’t tacky at all. In fact, the pictures are absolutely gorgeous. I am in such a happy place, it’s so great. You know, new year, new beginning and a new family life to start.”
Yes, yes, this all sounds very sincere, Jordan, thanks for clarifying and convincing us that you’re NOT a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Quick suggestion, though – maybe before you have more kids to eff for life, you could, you know, focus on the THREE you already brought into this world.
[Image via WENN.]
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