According to some cray cray new lawsuit … indeed they are!
What on EARTH?!
Given the current – and serious – legal drama they’re in due to her divorce from Kris Humphries, this kind of CRAZINESS must be welcomed for laughs alone!
Apparently, Kim Kardashian and her man, Kanye West, are being sued by none other than Jonathan Lee Riches, the Guiness World Record holder for “The World’s Most Litigious Man,” as he’s filed over 5,000 suits in the past eight years!
And what exactly have the new couple done to warrant such an honor?
Why, they’ve been sneaking around the hills of West Virginia with members of Al-Qaeda!
Yes – seriously. That’s what they’re being sued for. Try to control your giggling. This man is trying to be serious.
According to the legal documents:
├óΓé¼┼ôOn 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills and I stumbled upon the defendants who were all at a Al-Qaeda secret training camp.”
Apparently, he also saw them burning the U.S. flag, stomping their feet on a portrait of Barack Obama, and performed a CONCERT for the other terrorists while shooting AK-47s in the air!
Because that’s exactly what we imagine would go down in an Al-Qaeda training camp! Oh! Did Kimye jam to Kim K’s Jam! LOL! So bogus!
Oh man! We have to admit, he DOES provide some pretty incredible visuals here!
However, Sir, may we suggest you try your hand at fan-fiction writing and give the lawsuit-filing a break?
Just saying! Ha!
[Image via WENN.]
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