Gather around, folks, we’re going to tell you the tale of a girl who threw everything away.
Her name is Lindsay Lohan. A young, talented actress, she was granted the opportunity of a lifetime. Before long, she had everything!
But then LOLhan squandered it! She got carried away with the pAArtying and the drama!
Not even THREE stints in rehab could dry her out.
Now, Lindsay is crashing and burning with the straight-to-TV release of hernew film Labor Pains. The flick, which stars Lindsay as a woman faking a pregnancy, will debut on ABC Family in July and will be released to DVD in August.
The film, however, will see an international theater release.
Way to go Linds!
That Oscar is getting farther and farther away, huh?
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