Madonna Wins Major Custody Battle

Madonna has won a court order to move little Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, the sons she shares with English director Guy Ritchie, to New York City.

After the decision was reached, a ‘friend’ immediately reached out to the London media to blab.

Daddy Ritchie, is that you?

“Lourdes was always going to stay with her mum. But keeping Rocco and David close to him in London was the only thing Guy really wanted from the divorce. He thought he had a real chance, especially as their school is here. He desperately loves those boys and is a devoted dad. Guy will still see his sons all the time… It doesn├óΓé¼Γäót matter where they live ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ they will always have the hearts and souls of Englishmen. Football, appreciating the countryside, good humour and decent music ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Guy├óΓé¼Γäós determined these symbols of Britishness will forever be part of their lives.├óΓé¼┬¥

According to reports, Madge is set to get the US residency order made permanent in two weeks.

We didn’t know that the British have the market cornered on ‘good humor’.

With all the museums, parks and stuff, it’s great to be a kid in the NYC!

[Lourdes image via Mavrix Online. David/Madonna image via Matrix Photos. Rocco image via Getty Images.]