Maksim Chmerkovskiy Needs ANKLE SURGERY!

Noooooo!
That’s like a field goal kicker injuring his foot! Or a surgeon breaking her hand! Or a porn star breaking his penis!
LOLz!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy needs ankle surgery if he wants to dance again — especially with any stars — as he reportedly injured his ankle through the wear and tear working with untrained dancers each season!
Of course, Dancing With The Stars producers are crapping themselves over this because they want him back for next season! They’re even launching crazy ideas just to get him back regardless if he can dance! Like, as a choreographer and stuff!
What can we say?? The world loves Maks!
We just hope he heals at all so he can dance again!
[Image via WENN.]