Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested In Wisconsin

This couldn’t even come from Bill Cosby’s mouth…
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested for violating his probation in Madison, WI.
Bop Bop was charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana on top of his probation violation.
Fortunately, his parents are NOT the ones who named him this nonsensical name. His birth name is Jeffrey Drew Wilschke.
He must have been stoned to think Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was a good idea.
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