You thought you knew how to tweet, eh?
Well, Miley Cyrus begs to differ!
In fact, the impassioned pop-star just revealed she’s altogether sick and tired of reading your rants! She doesn’t think Twitter was designed to convey 140 characters of your whining!!!
Ironically enough, she explained herself in a rant of her own:
I hate twitter rants. That's what Facebook is for. There's a reason for the 140 character limit.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 6, 2013
Hmm, if there’s one girl who knows something about verbs that start with “tw,” it would be our beloved Mileybird!!
What else might the Queen of the Twerk hate?
We wonder…
“I hate marriage. That’s what prolonged engagements are for. There’s a reason why I dry hump dudes whenever the wedding bells get deafening.”
And…
“I hate paintings. That’s what real life is for. There’s a reason why there are more people outside the Louvre than in it.”
And…
“I hate horse toothbrushes. That’s what my tongue is for. There’s a reason my farm animals avoid plaque build-up.”
And…
“I hate Ben Affleck as Batman. That’s what Michael Keaton is for. There’s a reason why I made Robin Thicke dress up like Beetlejuice and not a character from Pearl Harbor.”
And…
“I hate drinking vodka. That’s what beer is for. There’s a reason why I didn’t advocate a Party in the U.S.S.R.“
And…
“I hate not being the center of attention. That’s what these outfits and antics are for. There’s a reason why I’m jiggling my boobs on national TV every other week.”
DISCLAIMER: Aside from the tweet at the top, Miley never actually made any of these statements! It’s possible she doesn’t hate these things at all!
What do U think makes Miley aggro?
[Image via Instagram/Tumblr.]
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