Paris Hilton Thought The Cocaine Was Gum

What kinda gum looks like that?!
When Paris Hilton was pulled over on Friday night due to “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle,” she tried to roll up the window. Hundreds of people began to gather and she asked the officer to take her to a nearby hotel bathroom.
He obliged and she put on lip balm and began to open her purse.
“I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand,” the arresting officer wrote in the police report.
The purse also contained cigarette wrappers, $1,300 in cash, cigarette wrappers and a broken tablet of Albuterol. But somehow, everything in there was hers but the .8 grams of cocaine.
When the officer asked her about the drugs, Paris “said she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum.”
OMFG! Priceless.