Well, we already know that the Octopussy‘s vagina doubles as a clown car with room to spare, so naturally, porn company Vivid Entertainment wants to take it a step further.
Those clever lads at Vivid have offered Nadya Suleman 1 million buckaroos to star in her very own porn.
And because $1 million goes quickly when you’re undergoing freaky cosmetic surgery you’re feeding 14 kids, Vivid has also offered her and her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a “contract girl” and makes a series of flicks with the company.
You know, when she decides that taxpayers’ money is not enough for her.
[Image via WENN.]