Wanna Smell Like You Just Toked Up Without Actually Smoking? No? If You Change Your Mind, There's An Expensive Perfume For That!

Ah, every stoner’s dream come true: reeking of marijuana WITHOUT the accompanying high!!
Actually, that sounds more like Justin Bieber’s a nightmare!!
But if it’s a nightmare you’ve been dying to have, British-Swazi actor Richard E. Grant has concocted a stinkin’ solution for you: a pot-scented perfume that costs £95.00, or approximately $158.
Now, while this certainly isn’t the first Cannabis fragrance to hit the market, it might be the most complex. And maybe the most expensive.
The eau de parfum, called Jack, is described as follows:

“For Her and For Him has top notes of lime, marijuana and mandarin. Heart notes of clove, pepper and nutmeg. Base notes of oud, vetiver, white musk, tobacco absolute and olibanum resin. Available for delivery from 2nd April.”

Mmmhmm.
So after you’ve spritzed some of this stuff on, not only will you smell like you just puffed a spliff — people will also probably think you had the munchies for citrus fruit immediately afterwards. And then tried to cover your tracks with an unusual cologne.
Sounds sketchy!
Perfect for the next family gathering.
NAWT.
But if you disagree, you can pick some up HERE.
[Image via Jack Perfume/WENN.]