President Obama Strangles Decorates Oprah With Piano Wire A Medal Of Freedom! Fill In The Blank!


Mr. President! You do realize married men shouldn’t give jewelry to anyone beside their spouses and mothers, right? LOLz, JK!
When President Barack Obama placed the Medal of Freedom around Oprah Winfrey‘s uber-lovely neck on Wednesday afternoon our hearts simply swelled up with joy!
We bet Kanye West, Chicago’s third biggest celebrity, watched the ceremony on TV from his diamond-encrusted throne and thought:
“Yo, Oprah, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but _______________________________________.”
[Image via AP Images.]