Rodriguez Out Of Control!

The Fast and the Furious wacktress Michelle Rodriguez never fails to bring the LOLs!
Rodriguez jetted to the Dominican Republic last weekend to be a bridesmaid in the wedding of her BFF turned manager Giancarlo Chersich to television host Celines Toribio.
Of course, the drunk driver kept the pAArty going all weekend long!
What did Michelle do upon her arrival??
Pushed fully clothed guests into the hotel pool, duh!
At Toribio’s bachelorette party, Michelle called out the hired male stripper on being “fat” and drew the guest’s attentions directly to his ‘shortcomings’!!
Ha!
When the stripper had a party-goer kneel down in front of him, Rodriguez screeched, “That’s bullshit! He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party.”
And while Michelle watched the stripper twirl his junk in front of the bride’s face, the closeted lesbian proclaimed, “This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me.”
What a drunk bitch!
We love it!
[Image via WENN.]