She's Definitely NOT Pregnant!

She may look sperminated, but….

She’s probably just getting fat now that she’s finished her disastrous tour and not doing much of anything!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Avril Lavigne was pAArtying it up at Tao in Las Vegas on Saturday night and she “was definitely boozing.”

Thank goodness! April, the mommy, just sounds like a horrible idea!

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