Weather Woman Forecasts 'Slow & Slutty' Valentine's Day!

Now this is the kind of Valentine’s Day weather we pray for!
Washington State weather-woman Danielle Grant predicted a lot more than a cold front for the upcoming lovers’ holiday!
Ch-ch-check out KREM-TV 2‘s morning news faux pas (above), as their lovely meteorologist reveals her plans for a “slow & slutty” February 14th!!
Ooh, la la! SeXXXy!
We aren’t sure who what she’s doing on Thursday, but there’s an 80% chance of a moist dew forming down south, LOLz!!
Just remember to wrap it up on the big night, Dani! No need to put any actual VD into your V-Day!!