Spider-Man Is "Still A $45 Million Mess"

But the show must go on?
Apparently so as an insider said that the Julie Taymor-directed Spider-Man Broadway show is definitely happening despite being “a $45 million mess” because “it’s too good not to.”
Is it though?
Investors are supposedly swooping in to save the musical from its debt and now the show is just waiting for the money so they can get started.
You know, because they’ve already run out of money!
The show, featuring music from U2, is set to begin in 5 months so the investors better get crackin’!
We still think this sounds like a huge mistake. And if the financial woes don’t convince you of that, just remember that Evan Rachel Whore is playing the lead female role!
BARF!