Um… is there really something happening between Tana Mongeau and Noah Cyrus?
Back in August, Tana professed her love for Miley Cyrus, first kidding on the square with the tweet:
“WAIT @MileyCyrus IS SINGLE?”
A few days later, the YouTube star responded to one of the Slide Away singer’s Twitter posts, writing:
“I LOVE U QUEEN”
Less than a month later, it seems shooting her shot kinda sorta worked — just on the wrong sister!
Video: Tana Ugly Crying Over Being Unfollowed By Billie Eilish Is TOO FUNNY
We’re not sure if it was Tana’s self-proclaimed “thing for former Disney stars” which got Noah’s attention or if they knew one another from both having dated Lil Xan (ew), but the two apparently spent Friday night together — and posted several videos on Instagram Stories.
Tana captioned one:
“I think I’m in love @noahcyrus”
Noah penned:
“sorry jakey ):”
The two even got very cuddly during some sexy kitchen dancing… which is totally a thing, we guess.
And then, Noah went all Miley, and licked a butter knife — á la the Wrecking Ball music video.
Noah also licked Tana, and said in the clip:
“tana tastes like skittles.. what? I could rly taste the rainbow what?”
The Make Me (Cry) songstress also said to Jake in one of the vids:
“Jake, I’m gonna f**k your bitch.”
To which he responded simply:
“God damn”
So… are they just new friends hanging out? Or, is all the sexy talk just being silly, posturing for social media?
Or is this really happening??
Jake, apparently, believes the latter. He was asked about the IG flirtation by ET on Monday, and he confirmed:
“So, I think Noah’s wanting to hook up with Tana.”
Um, aren’t they married?
LOLz, Jake confirmed the kinda sorta married couple have an open relationship, divulging:
“Even since the start of the relationship — which is why I think it’s funny that, like, Nikita [Dragun] gets all butt hurt online — since the start of our relationship it’s been, like, an open type of thing because that’s just how we both are.”
He’s referencing a recent feud with Nikita Dragun, who thought he was disrespecting Tana for joking about threesomes.
Logan Paul‘s brother continued:
“And then Noah and Tana are, like, wanting to hook up and I think Noah’s the one pushing that narrative, which I think is dope, again.”
So he’s totally cool with them hooking up? Of course!
“Yeah, especially if I could be there.”
Pretty much what you’d expect Jake Paul to say. Ha!
Do YOU think this is really going down? Um, so to speak…
[Image via Tana Mongeau/Noah Cyrus/Jake Paul/Instagram.]
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