Tiffany Haddish is the gift that keeps on giving.
In addition to spilling the tea on #WhoBitBeyonce in her THR profile, the Girls Trip star also told a hilarious story about her ongoing pursuit of celeb crush Leonardo DiCaprio.
And frankly gurl is giving us all hope. Because this frank approach VERY NEARLY WORKED for her!
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That’s right! Tiffany met Leo and straight up asked for the D! For real!
As she tells it:
“Yeah, I met him at a party two, three months ago, and I asked him if he’d let me hit that. He’s like, ‘Tiffany, you’re so funny.’
I’m like, ‘I’m serious.’
And then he goes, ‘I mean, I’d do it, but…’
I was like, ‘Come on, wasn’t you in a squad? The coochie squad or something?'”
Wow!
For those who know him more for his environmental concerns, Leo was once the most prominent member of the “Pussy Posse” — a group of young actors including bestie Lukas Haas, Entourage star Kevin Connelly, and Tobey Maguire.
Tiffany using his past to tease him is a highly advanced move that we DO NOT recommend trying with YOUR crush! LOLz!
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The story only gets more hilarious from there:
“I told him, ‘My only stipulation: I wanna do it with you as your character in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.’ He starts bustin’ up laughin’.
‘Why?’ he asks, and I say, ‘Cause I feel like that performance deserves a real reward and that reward is this (gestures at her own body).’
Ha! Leo was not prepared for that! We guess none of his supermodels ever took this tack before?
Tiffany finishes:
“He starts goin’ into how he got into the role, how he worked with these kids and all this stuff, and I’m just listenin’ and listenin’, like, ‘Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.’
I finally go, ‘All that’s good, I just need to know, When’s this gonna happen?'”
Well, good try, gurl!
Let us know if those seeds of Inception you planted ever grow into an eggplant for ya!
[Image via DJDM/WENN.]
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