Uhmmm....

Star Jones (or a really good drag queen) attended the premiere of Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.

Why the fuck was she there??????????

Next time, she should get some colonic irrigation before she walks down a red carpet.

Then her face won’t look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al‘s head)!

[Image via WENN.]