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Microsoft Unveils XBox One, Swears Steven Spielberg Will Helm Halo-Themed TV Show!

Microsoft Unveils XBox One, Swears Steven Spielberg Will Helm Halo-Themed TV Show!

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Raindrops on Zefron and whiskers on Clooney / Eating real healthy and watching The Goonies / Tightly packed Speedos hiding long dangly wangs / These are a few of our favorite thangs!!
Also, video games!!! How could we forget video games?!
Thankfully, Microsoft hasn’t!
They unveiled the fabulously fresh Xbox One today and it truly looks to be the future of gaming!
It’s been one-four score and three years ago since our forefathers minds were blown and balls were fondled by 2005’s Xbox 360, but we’ve totally been salivating for more!
The forthcoming XBox One has a fresh design (above), a built-in Blu-ray player, and 8GB of RAM and an 8-core CPU — both of which should allow more graphically intense games!
Even more exciting is Microsoft’s new content in development!
They teamed up with Steven Spielberg to produce a Halo-themed TV show!
Woot! Woot! It’s like our inner-nerd just popped six Viagra at once, because its raging boner of happiness just wont quit!
Microsoft plans to release XBox One later this year and we can’t wait to get our hands on one!!
[Image via Microsoft.]

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May 21, 2013 15:35pm PDT

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