Attention Ryan Murphy: Get her to guest star! It will be an experience NO ONE will EVER forget!

This morning, Amy Winehouse swam her way out of a bottle of Jack Daniels to post a shout-out on her Twitter. Apparently, the Brit has become a fan of the show Glee and was able to write a semi-coherent sentence praising the show. She wrote:

"How cool is Glee? it's funny shit reminds me of school. wicked that they did rehab sounds the nuts. Thanks Glee ♥"

Sounds the nuts, eh?

Seriously, FOX execs, get her people on the phone. It would be an epic episode to see Wino attempt acting.

PLEASE?!?!?!

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Supposedly to work…but if we know our Wino it's going to be all about the hard pAArtying!

Amy Winehouse is heading to Jamaica for a "well-earned" break, but she's also been ordered to put the finishing touches on her next album. A source reveals:

"She'll fly out new week. She is really excited about going back because she loves the Caribbean so much. But she's been told it's not a party. She has to work."

Well last time she went to the Caribbean she spent 8 months in St. Lucia so we have a feeling this trip could be extended too!

We imagine she'll be hitting the bottles of Myers pretty hard!

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The always composed and sophisticated Amy Winehouse, who decided yesterday that she is bisexual, attended her goddaughter Dionne Bromfield's birthday party last night, and was photographed looking like the posterchild of sobriety and health that she naturally is!

Actually, we're starting to think that she looks like a velociraptor. But that may just be us.

After stumbling being escorted down the road, Amy rewarded herself for not faceplanting in the cement by having a nice snack for her tummy in the car!

Nobody can match your supreme elegance, bb! You are truly one of a kind!

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Hey, Blaaaaaaake isn't the only one who can have all the fun!

After hearing rumors of her ex-husband (and now-fiance??) hooking up with a tranny Wino lookalike, friends close to Amy say the singer has her eye on the male and female species!

And has even admitted to having a crush on the X Factor's Cheryl Cole!

Seksi!

Ames' bisexuality comes as no surprise to her friends, who say there is "nothing restrained" about Wino's sexuality.

Wino allegedly even told her pals:

So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn't mean I don't still love Blake. There is something about being with a woman that is very satisfying. I don't care what people think about me being bi - I do what feels good.

Hedonism at its finest!

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He certainly has a type, doesn't he?

According to The Sun Amy Winehouse's lover Blake Fielder-Civil has romped around with a pre-op tranny teenager that looks exactly like Amy!

The two originally met back in October via Facebook, when 24 hours later Blake and 17 year old Mia McHugh had a rendezvous in a London Travelodge.

How…romantic?

She recalls their first date, saying:

"He introduced me to his pals as his new girlfriend. Within minutes he was snogging me at the pool table, but he had no idea of my transsexual background. He was taking cocaine in the toilets and would come out rubbing his nose. It was bizarre. I was nervous, but I liked him, so I just went along with it. Then he took me to the hotel. We played games of dare and ended up kissing and mucking about. I was lying there and his hands were all over me. Then he suddenly realised. He stopped, looked at me, and said, 'Are you a transsexual'? I told him yes and he just smiled."

JUICY!

Over the next six weeks the two continued hooking up and having sex in hotels.

Eventually, Blake told Amy about his tranny love affair when she gave Mia a call. In a taped convo Amy told her:

"I don't care what Blake does. I want to thank you. I mean it, thank you, because I haven't been around. You're a beautiful girl. But Blake and I are best friends - we're the same person. He loves someone else and there is only one me."

The whole relationship eventually went to shit when Mia, who gets her vajayjay next year, wanted a commitment from the drug addict. Mia adds "I realise now he won't be happy till he and Amy are married again."

Since then Blake has told Mia to leave him the hell alone and he's even denying the relationship!

And here's where Blake could really get screwed: since Mia claims to have seen him doing drugs, which violated his then prison license, Blake could go back to jail and has now lawyered up!

Who do U believe???

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Everyone's favorite British boozer got off easy after being charged with assault at a Christmas show back in December.

Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty to drunkenly assaulting a theater manager and the judge ordered her to pay 185 pounds to the victim as well as slapping her with a conditional discharge.

That could prove to be the hardest punishment of all for Wino. Under the conditional discharge, she must avoid trouble with the law for two years otherwise she will be punished further.

Somehow we don't see Amy on the "straight and narrow" as the judge put it for TWO years! That's just not her style!

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According to Sarah Aspin — he is!

Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse are supposedly planning to re-marry, but a woman he met at the Phoenix Futures drug rehab center back in April is claiming that Blake said he wanted to marry her!

Sarah Aspin said of their relationship that developed in rehab:

"We spent all our spare time together. He said he'd found his soulmate, that he loved me, as if he had known me forever. One day we were talking about our future, whether we wanted kids, marriage. Then suddenly Blake looked me in the eye and said, 'You are the only person I ever want to be with again - will you marry me?'

I did double check about Amy. He said they were getting divorced. He admitted they spoke… but said he couldn't be with her, that drugs had ruined them."

Sarah is questioning their future now that marriage reports between Blake and Wino have surfaced even though she claims she has been meeting up with him for the last five months. She explains:

"He told me, I am in love with you and it is you I want to marry. He said he wasn't remarrying Amy. But now I reckon he's stringing us both along and I'm dumping him. Up until last week we saw each other every two or three days."

Why does ANY woman want to be with this loser?

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We thought that color was only attainable from the mixture of self-tanner, guido juice, and the fumes in the Jersey air from petrochemical refineries!

Guess not!

Amy Winehouse looked AWFUL stepping out of a London restaurant last night. Though her face suggests she is suffering from a case of the sour grapes, there is no denying she looks more like an ORANGE!

Hey Amy, fist pump?

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There have been reports upon reports upon reports about Wino and Blaaaaaaake getting hitched for the second time…

But now there are (alleged) details!

Sources say Amy and Blake will be professing their formerly crackie love for each other in an "intimate" ceremony next month in the Caribbean!

Once Blake is "cleared to leave the country" and he finishes his court-mandated drug rehab program, he and Wino will fly away to Amy's once-second home of St. Lucia and say "I do"… again.

Contrary to previous reports, Poppa Winehouse is "dead-set against" the second wedding, and Amy's mom is begging relatives not to attend the freakshow.

We'll take a ringside seat!

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