Putting Miss America To Shame

Remember when we had the drunk and slutty Miss U.S.A. last year?
Well, France has one-upped us!
Their newly-crowned Miss France is not only drunk and slutty, but she’s sacrilegious too!
Photos have emerged showing the beauty queen crucified in a pool and licking some sweetened condensed milk like it’s spooge.
They wanna take away her title because of this, but we want her to get her own reality show!
If she’s stripped of her crown, come to America honey.
Donald Trump will give you a job!