Britney's Condition

In case you’ve been sleeping…
Britney Spears held her kids hostage on Thursday night. Cops had to be called to her home after she refused to turn over custody of her children to Kevin Federline‘s bodyguard, as she was required to do.
Sean Preston and Jayden James are now in the safe and better hands of their father and Britney was rushed to the emergency room for psychiatric evaluation and because police observed her to be under the influence of some unknown substance.
Additionally, according to new reports:
“The stress and mental anguish of the ongoing custody battle and deposition has caused Spears to ‘lose a tremendous amount of weight in the past several weeks.'”
We hope police searched Britney’s home for any illegal substances!