Hire Me!

7/18/2007 11:52 AM ET | Filed under: Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline is looking for a job - cuz Britney's money will only last so long.

The failed rapper has met with an Los Angeles radio station.

Says a source, "I know he's going to do some stuff at a station- he had an interview at KIIS…he's in talks to to be a DJ on KIIS."

Federline really wants to be on radio. Since they won't play his crap music, this is the closest he's gonna get!

Does he have any personality, though????

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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arty says – reply to this

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first!
Keezie says – reply to this

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FINALLY YOU SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT K-FED! SHOW ME A PIC OF HIM AT A CLUB…THEN COMMENT ON HOW HE SHOULD BE AT HOME WITH HIS KIDS, THEN THAT WOULD BE FAIR! WHY DON'T YOU CRITICIZE HIS PARENTING? HOW MANY KIDS DOES HE HAVE? 5 MILLION?
changing the station already says – reply to this

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ewww groooooooosss….
changing the station already says – reply to this

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ewwwww grooooosssss… first
vanessa says – reply to this

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why doesn't he realize that he has nooooo talent!? why doesn't anyone tell him!?
Dutch Frazier says – reply to this

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what a loser lol
jeri says – reply to this

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I thought that was an actual uniform of the fast food restaurant, like he was already working there.
Becky says – reply to this

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I was first today. good luck K-Fed
Miss Deirdre Halliwell says – reply to this

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I want that talentless (c)rapper as my sex slave. He is hung like a donkey and as thick as Oprah's waistline.

If that fails he could join a redneck banjo band and perform such songs as 'My Wife Is Trash' or something equally delightful.
me says – reply to this

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in the top 10?
kfed is a LOOSER
Terese says – reply to this

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I wish he would just go away and die under a rock somewhere.
Becky says – reply to this

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OOPS I was wrong, sorry yall
beauty_w_brains says – reply to this

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He better hurry, he's gonna be late for work!
Kristina says – reply to this

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He looks like he works at a burger joint… lol
*holmesie** says – reply to this

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Why doesnt he go back to back up dancing…… he'd be just another picture on the wall then???? and please someone tell him he's white…..
Crystal-Memphis says – reply to this

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Ummm…"Keezie" Perez disses Kevin ALL the time, it's just that when we see pictures of Brit FUCKED UP AND OUT TILL THE WEE HOURS IN THE MORNING Perez (and everyone else) can't help but think that the little boo boos should be with their dad because he's not out HALF as much as Brit and would be able to be a PARENT that is mostly with his kids (and not some cousin/assistant)…AND he's concerned about a career and looking for work UNLIKE Brit! Don't get me wrong…he's still a douche bag but i'd take DOUCHE over BAT SHIT CRAZY any day and I think Perez would back me up so put your foot in your mouth and keep it there!!!!
jesse says – reply to this

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Shay says – reply to this

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He Is Such A Piece Of Shit!!!!! Just Cause He Married A Desperate For Love Chick Britney, And He Scored On Half Her Money, Doesnt Mean Hes Famous, Good Looking, Smart, Or Even Good At Music. He Needs To Go Back To His Trailer And Continue Washing Cars. He Is Sooooooooo Fucking Annoying!!!!
Harley Golightly says – reply to this

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He could work at Subway. He looks like he's wearing one of their uniforms. LOL
mEmO_89 says – reply to this

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I hate him
he the reson of what brit became
Courtney says – reply to this

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hahaha!

www.freewebs.com/peekabootique
Courtney says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha
lola says – reply to this

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loser
Kfediscrap says – reply to this

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it takes a lot of talent for someone in radio to make it to Los Angelas aka the #2 market in the country…it would be a slap in the face to anyone in the industry if Kfed, a man who has never had any radio experience to then get hired at KISS LA simply for being "Kfed"
yeah says – reply to this

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When will he go away?? He's horrid to look at, and like his ex-other half, has no talent or benefit to society
Nena says – reply to this

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well at least he es trying to get job ~ but Brit on the other hand she is just lost
Sandfa says – reply to this

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#18 I just thought you'd be happy to iron due to Britney's iron clad pre-nup he doesn't get that much…i believe he got something like $250,000 a year for half the length of their marriage (so like 1 year) and half of their malibu estate which will probably be in the range of like 5-7 million…hmmm looks like britney listening to her mom wasn't always such a bad idea since brit brit didn't want a prenup and then kevin would have half her money instead of like 1/10th of it (thats assuming he gets 5 mil for the house and she never works again)
tony soprano says – reply to this

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kevin is a scumbag, but he shouldn't be blamed for britney's downfall. you really need to let her take responsibility for her fuck-ups.
loribitch says – reply to this

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Fast food's all he's good for.That's why he has to leech off his baby's moms.
Mike says – reply to this

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"They love to hate me."

-Marlene Dietrich quoted on a trip back to Germany in the 1980s.

It's obvious we feel the same way about KFed, and the rest of the no talented trash out there. So why does anyone pay attention to them?

In the 1960s, Alfred Hitchcock summed up Hollywood the best:

"Where are the Norma Shearers?"

Indeed where are the Norma Shearers? Well they can't get jobs because our society, including myself, are to fucked up on this mindless trash.

—Mike
krisB says – reply to this

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Well…he is way better than Britney Spears!!!
mac says – reply to this

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wow kfed.

Help build support for a good cause.

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lozzz says – reply to this

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eurgh !!!! i hate him !! haha its kinda funni tht he got an album out and normaly tht would make enough money to survive on but haha t obviously didnt go to well for him !!!

i cant believe what hes done to britney hes ruined her life ! shes so unhappy now and now doesnt want to know her mum !! it least shes got her babies, she always seems happy with them
Hating the Haters says – reply to this

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How could I be sensitive when directing a comment to this low life trailer park redneck….. I guess I can't. He is nothing but a gold digging redneck, he has no talent, no sense of fashion whatsoever, he is uneducated (thinking of it, most Hollywood is just uneducated low class people that made a few bucks), …. anyway, there are so many things that would fit this ugly hill billy bastard. IDIOT.
nessa says – reply to this

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hate him.hope he has to file for bankruptcy.but i reallllly hate that hes never seen w/ his kids.
kellyn says – reply to this

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he honestly looks like he works there…
watta says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!

i know right?! how stupid are these dumb
cunts!!??
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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Id like to order his eggs scrambled and wouldnt mind tasting the breakfast burrito, no sour cream please
he better than the 2 says – reply to this

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He is better than spears we all though he was responsible for her ways but we were all wrong he has been out of the pic for 10 months and she have show us that she is pure trash.He is not responsible for her dirty she is.
leavre britney alone says – reply to this

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I dont see HIM with the kids. all he gets slack for is not having a job. i dont think you realise how hard britney works and behind her sexiness and blond hair is a soul who is huritng. she is a hard workin lady and said herself on an interview that shes waitin for the kids to get older before startin up her career again. in the meantime all you have are pathetic cheap pap shots and articles on how badly she dresses. perez i really lik your site but you should really try to be more fair amongst all celebs not just paris, even if she is your hero
Jade says – reply to this

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A couple of people said he was a golddigger…but it was Britney who pursued him, not the other way around. She invited him to come on tour with her and in Britney's reality show, they filmed her asking Kevin "do you believe in marriage ?" and he looked at her like she was crazy and he said "noooo". She convinced him to marry her anyway.
karina says – reply to this

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I love k-fed's persistence. Maybe if he becomes a DJ on some station I've never heard of, I won't have to hear about him EVER again
Jessica says – reply to this

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lozzz says – reply to this

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no he looks like he works there cos that was when he was pretending to work there for the commercial he did, cos hes a big loser !
elle says – reply to this

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he sure has the face for radio!
jodie says – reply to this

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hes ass and a tard fuck him
Lali says – reply to this

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I personally think his show would be funny!
that's just me though=/
but I would be picturing his gooffy face while he is on live
maria says – reply to this

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YEAH HE'S A LOSER, BUT GIVE THIS GUY A BREAK, AT LEAST HE'S MAKING A "HONEST" LIVING…..BY WORKING!!!
lipchic says – reply to this

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Really…who cares…Another talentless D lister.
SKIES says – reply to this

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This is a great website, much work must go into up dating it and hats off. However, I really dont see why all these celebs are so important to people, so what if they all do drugs and christ knows what else? Does anyone really care? They deserve privacy and I would hate to be famous. Half of the people on here I wouldnt even know of if I fell over them in the street.
Keezie says – reply to this

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Good one, Crystal-Memphis. I put my foot in my mouth…ooooohhhhhh! I can see your intellect oozing out! Who are the paps going to take more pics of, stupid? K-Fed out and about or BritBrit?!?!?! You are a perfect media pawn. What if CNN said there were UFOs in your backyard…you'd believe that, wouldn't you! Without even checking your backyard!! HA HA!
Justin, a regular listener of KIIS FM in LA. says – reply to this

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If he gets a job as a dj at kiis fm it will reafirm the fact im thinking about disconuing 7 years of listening to that radio station…..
First the spanish music is taking over (if u live in LA u know there are more Spanish Radio Stations than there are English, note why im mad its taking over kiis) next K-Fed is gonna get a job there?
This is one K-Fedup listener!!!!!
give him a break says – reply to this

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Give him a break - - - everyone gives him crap, yeah, he made some huge ass mistakes, but he takes care of all four of his children. If Shar Jackson can ease up, u people should too….y'all don't know him. He sounds like a guy who got caught up in a shiteous tornado of money and flash!
better than britney/brittany is correct spelling says – reply to this

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Actually, like mold, he's beginning to grow on me…

Britney makes him look awesome by comparison. He somehow reigned her f'd up self in while they were together. Look at her nasty ass now!
Voyager says – reply to this

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How the fuck would anybody on here know that this guy is a looser? Does anyone on here know him personally? You need to stop calling people and get yourselves a fucking life, and leave other people to live theirs in peace. I hate the way people judge others by what they see, hear and read in the media.
Britney (NOT Spears) says – reply to this

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Does anyone know if he pays child support for the 4 kids we never see him with?
FUBRY says – reply to this

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Yeah….why does he look like is wearing a uniform? Button up shirt, name tag, and red hat to match. Ummm maybe he already found a job.. lol
havana says – reply to this

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He looks like he belongs there.
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

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Good for K-Fed, I acutally like him. Hope it pans out for him! Go K-Fed!
Dick Muncher says – reply to this

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You all are just jealous of his bog ole donkey dick and big set of nuts!!
Talullah says – reply to this

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I think K-fed could fool us all and be successful;
nikki says – reply to this

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lol he doesnt have a personality.
but thats weird
you'd b like OMG k fed is serving me my burger! how lame
K Fed X says – reply to this

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Not a star!
lola says – reply to this

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kevin doesn't have any talent maybe just make lot of babys
his a LOSEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
natasha says – reply to this

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Wasn't he a dancer before, when he met Miss B? why not just be a dancer again?
TheQueenOfAllBlogs says – reply to this

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Oh K-Fed?? Why is he even on this website with any type of headline? In about 6 months, he will be workin at a fast food joint. Or maybe not if Britney keeps acting a damn fool. But that's what happens when you have kids early and have them with the Sperminator.
Lolli says – reply to this

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Hahah How pathetic.
And he is so white trash. I wouldn't listen to him on the radio.
God says – reply to this

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I guess this idiot wigger never got the memo!

YOUR WHITE!!!!!!
yo mamma says – reply to this

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LOL! ATLEAST HE'S LOOKING 4 A JOB … ANYWAY I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S WITH LUCIOUS LIZ FROM POWER 106!!! THAT'S CRAZY!
chris deloma says – reply to this

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tell this guy to start using peekamo cuz britney's not gonna pay the cellphone bill anymore.
Chris says – reply to this

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I didn't major in English in college, but I don't think Perez did either. It should be "a Los Angeles" and not "an Los Angeles." Sorry to bust you out.
Jamie Allen - Relentless Media says – reply to this

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OMG isnt it enough we have to listen to RYAN on Kiis now we are gonna get thr retarded rapper/baby maker. Does anyone have stock in clearchannel? Merv you listening? Stop the madness for us please!
angela says – reply to this

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fucking golddigger
careuhhline says – reply to this

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kfed, personality? shiiiit.
ViOLeT says – reply to this

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Do any DJs have any personality Perez?
Montana says – reply to this

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He has far exceeded his potential already
CJ says – reply to this

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He needs to just go away!!!!!
shitlicker says – reply to this

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Fucking piece if wigger shit.
alex says – reply to this

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too bad he's kinda hott. -sigh- another one wasted.
Jenn says – reply to this

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I love kiis but I don't want to hear him on the radio. I remembered hearing him on kiis to promote his album and it was so boring listening to him, on top of that they played a couple of his songs. He should leave he never had his 15min of fame into begin with. FUCKING WIGGER THINKING HE CAN RAP. LMAO
Daniel says – reply to this

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MR. SPEARS IS A FLIPPING LOSER. MAYBE HE SHOULD GET THEM PENNYS. WHAT A JOKE HE IS!
Daniel says – reply to this

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K-FED is a pecker head
craig says – reply to this

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i hate this slob. he is waste of space only thibg he is good at is spreading his sperm around the world. DICK
Canadian Chick says – reply to this

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I LIke K-FED!!..He's real!!…and Britney is stupied…CAn't blame anybody when money is shoved in there face…with presents and toys…Brit brought it on herself……He's just some dude who is trying to get ahead….hey at least he doesn't suck dick for coke and shit like that!!
Debbie28 says – reply to this

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He looks more suited to work at McDonald's or Burger King!!
Fuck you. says – reply to this

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You know what bugs me? Everyone complains about Britney being the bad parent and saying she should be at home with her children and all that, and nothing says anything bad about K-fed. I bet he's much worse than Britney at parenting. But we dont believe it because no one cares about K-fed anymore, so the paparazzi don't get pictures of him doing stupid stuff without his kids, so then we think he's the good parent. HAHA! I totally agree with everything Keezie said.
elizabeth says – reply to this

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got that right
last comment cool
LaShekua Speaks says – reply to this

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Mmmmhhhmmmmm Ms. LaShekua gottstasay that she agrees with Miss Deirdre Halliwell that that man has a talent that only we ladies (Deirdre, Brittney & LaShekua can appreciate) can pickup on - mens that make you wet all over baby! I know exactly why Ms. B keeps her cuz around; its thick, and long and attached to a body that can rock like its 1999! Mmmmmhhhhmnmmm ain't no doubt shugg.

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