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Hot Pussy Alert!

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What a secksai puss puss!

Ugly Bat Boy is slowly becoming a local hero!

The New Hampshire bred kitty has the whole town of Exeter going bonkers over the cat's unique look!

"People come in and take pictures of him on their cell phones," said Christie Hartnett, a veterinary technician at the vet hospital Ugly Bat Boy calls home.

"The impression from clients that come in is he's not real because he just sits so still, and when he does move, he scares them, but they think he's mesmerizing."

He's got us mesmerized!

Ugly Bat Boy should add a splash of color to that impressive mane, though!

[Image via WMUR 9.]

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65 comments to “Hot Pussy Alert!”

  1. 1

    Put it down……….

  2. 2

    Looks like Snoop Dogg in the morning……..

  3. 3

    I hope when you go to snap a picture he bites you Mario….

  4. 4

    that is the ugliest fucking thing ive ever seen.

  5. 5

    oh so cute..

  6. 6

    I soooo want one!

  7. 7

    NEWS UPDATE……Mario Just got attacked by Siegfried and Roy's Tiger….

  8. 8

    i am imaging GaGa carrying him around ~ they would look amazing together

  9. 9

    Ew. Looks like something MY cat would cough up..

  10. 10

    I hope that's a fake fur he's wearing–otherwise PETA will up in arms!!

  11. 11


  12. 12

    only you would think to accessorize perez…
    how girl of you lol

  13. 13

    Don't let Mary Kate Olsen near him–she'll be wearin' him at her next fashion show.

  14. 14

    WOW, you have so little to talk and post about that you resort to calling a cat ugly…
    Oh Mario…

  15. 15

    Lol ew.

  16. 16

    I know what I'm going to see in my next nightmare.

  17. 17

    Re: LizardKinG
    Mario hasn't the energy to get his own pictures. He has learnt the ways of 'copy and paste'.

  18. 18

    Oy gevalt!

  19. 19

    Re: NakedLunch – I picture Him tossing cookie's on Blah Blah…

  20. 20

    That thing is real!? Marci, check this out!


  21. 21


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  23. 23

    Paris–you HAVE stop tanning!!!!!

  24. 24

    Re: LizardKinG

    suck it and then be a good boy and swallow..

  25. 25

    Tee hee!!! Youtube has a video of this cat, enter "Ugly Bat Boy - one ugly cat" and see it in all it's splendid ugliness! :-D

  26. 26

    What the fuck……

  27. 27

    That's so sad, the poor thing! Are you serious?…This poor creature is real and alive??

  28. 28

    why cant i respond to any of lg's posts?

  29. 29

    Did this come out of Mario's ass……..

  30. 30

    Re: DikinCider – I can't either……….this fucking site sucks………..

  31. Pokes says – reply to this


    I am actually from Exeter and have been taking my dogs there for years… that car is the sh*t! Everyting I go in I want to take him home!
    And for everyone thinking its a completly useless story remember… its New Hampshire… not a hell of a lot happens up here!

  32. 32

    I think he's adorable :D

  33. 33

    Thats one crazy looking cat! Laughing my head off reading the comments. Could it be Kanyes next girlfriend? It looks artsy enough.

  34. 34

    He's probably been going out in the cold without a sweater…sphinx cats grow fur when they get cold.

  35. 35

    A little FUR on it always catches the pu**y lovers eye and interest? Toss those razors?

  36. 36

    There are videos of him on youtube, he's really cute:)

  37. 37

    Re: DikinCider – #29

  38. 38

    !f a dOg n a cat fuk'd, this fugly furball wud be the spawn.

  39. 39

    what kind of name is "Ugly Bat Boy"?

  40. 40

    The cat isn't ugly!
    All animals are beautiful :) .

  41. 41

    I love him!

  42. 42

    Awwwww….I bet he's a loving boy who likes to cuddle up and purr on a willing lap.

  43. 43

    New Hampshire is very proud of our Ugly Bat Cat. Look at those soulful eyes.

  44. 44


  45. @v@ says – reply to this


    What an amazing, Egyptian-y looking animal.
    Almost as good looking as Clooney.

  46. 46

    All cats are beautiful!

  47. 47

    Im going to have nightmares about that thing lol

  48. 48

    Re: LeeCee – most cats

  49. 49

    Oh my….

  50. 50

    Love him! Just LOVE him!

  51. 51

    it looks fake.

  52. 52

    ready for the milan um…catwalk

  53. 53

    that thing is fucking real???? wtff. wow. omg. he better have a good personality for looking like that.

  54. 54

    If he was in need of a home I would take him in hot minute.

  55. 55

    Exeter! Whaa? I lived there when I was a baby and no one knows it. Now it's mentioned on Perez Hilton.
    Im proud :)

  56. 56

    what the fuck? this is gossip?

  57. 57

    Re: leigh90 – Ripped From Another site … I'm Getting dis-illusioned with P Nasty … lately? Don't think it's "Him" posting the "Dumb Ass Shit"!

    Maybe his people? Ain't the same last 6 months… Sorry for the Rant!

  58. 58

    Re: dustbunny – So would I, I think he is a gorgeous cat, his face is so expressive!

  59. 59

    He looks SO cool! :)

  60. 60

    Ugly is the new hot…and he's HOT..hehe. Thanks for the story. XOXOXOXOXOX

  61. 61

    it's a sphynx with a coat.

  62. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Long Dong Connery – ROFL on it looking like Snoop Dogg in the morning, in a Bison fur jacket.

  63. 63

    I wonder if anyone is concerned about this cat's emotions?

  64. 64

    YEESH, look at the mug on that PUSS…

  65. 65

    LMAO!!! :D